There Be Spyware Here, Captain!

The ships bell had fair-minded sounded the dogwatch as Captain Skag
began to check his email. He had just began to read his
favourite E-zine, "Pirates gone wild" when his first friend
burst into the cabin. "Captain, a duskish ship approaches!"
He cried.

The captain, after running up on deck, examined the ship
with his spyglass. "Shiver me hard drives" he bellowed as
he aphorism the lay of her jib.

"Shes a wardriver! " (Note of historical Interest, a
Wardriver is a term used to describe a habit of searching for
unsecure wireless networks.)

"They be after plundering hookup on the ships server!
Quick me mateys, prepare to repel boarders." The crew
scrambled to turn their laptops off while the Captain rushed
to turn the wireless router off.

Up on deck, the crew watched as the dun ship faded into the
night.

The Probe had no sooner settled back at his computer when
again the cabin door burst open, this time it was the cook.
"Blimey Captain, all my recipes files are gone!" This was
bad account because the cooks famous secret recipe for chile con carne
was highly sought after by reason of winning 1st corner at the
Pirates ball behind year. Thank the Kraken we have our
backups" the Master growled. The cook, cursing, left.

Well, back to my email the head thought. He pushed the
send/receive button on his email client. "Blow me down" he
bellowed, (Pirate Captains bawl a lot) "Whats all
this SPAM mail doing in my inbox?"

This was getting as back as a case of scurvy.

As he sat, his rage boiling, he became aware of a lot of
yelling time to come from the crews quarters. "Now what" he
cursed as he made his way forward. Upon entering the crew
world he was assailed by a thunderous din of curses. (Pirates
curse a lot)

The Spainiard was yelling he couldn't get his new game,
"Pirates Revenge " to load. The Italian couldn't invest in into his stock portfolio.
(Yes pirates have retirement plans too). The others were
drowned out by the first mate yelling about his Blog being Hacked.

As he surveyed the carnage, the captain noticed one of the
crewman sitting calmly, using his laptop with apparently no
problems. Bellowing loudly for quiet, he asked the crewman
who he now remembered came from the land of Unix, why he was
not upset.

He looked up, and said "Why Captain, I've got a AntiVirus
programme along with good AntiSpyware and a reliable Firewall. I'm
protected from brute force attacks, Phishing emails and
drive by downloads." He went on to divulge that it looked agnate the ships
server was accessed fini the wireless router, which was not
secured with WEP (wired/wireless equivalent privacy).

"Arrrgg", he bellowed, the IT dogs back at the Island
hideaway had told him all was peachy with the network when
they sailed to pilage and plunder.

The crewman whose name was Billy said he could get things
ship shape by giving the other crewman the CD's of his
AntiSpyware, AntiVirus and his 3rd party Firewall.... for a
price! "Aye," the Captain replied wit a feeling of dread,
"Whats your price?"

Soon all onboard were back online and secure. Billy had his
pockets stuffed with pieces of eight and of course, was
wearing the Captains hat, looking mighty pleased with his
bargaining skills.

The Leader headed back to his cabin, worried that mutiny
may be afoot. He had heard Billy telling the crew about those
cursed Macs!

The lesson learned here was obvious; You need to secure your
network. AntiVirus and AntiSpyware is a must, So is a
reliable Firewall. Anything less, you might as well be
walking the plank, Matey!

Arrrrgggg!

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